Very Cryptic Command

Choose two —

• Untap two target permanents.

• Tap each permanent target player controls with exactly one word in its name.

• Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

• Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

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Choose two —

• Counter target black-bordered spell.

• Return target creature to its owner's hand.

• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.

• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results.

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Choose two —

• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.

• Assemble a Contraption.

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Choose two —

• Draw a card from an opponent's library.

• Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

• Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.

• Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

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Choose two —

• Return target permanent to its controller's hand.

• Draw two cards, then discard a card.

• Change the target of target spell with a single target.

• Turn over target nontoken creature.

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Choose two —

• Scry 3.

• Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

• Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

• Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand.